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as usual, pingu's blog is educational
today Ms Pingu will teach u readers how to spot senile people around u

1. talk to the person for long period of time, then ask if she knows who are u
(not applicable to strangers)
most probably that person will forget that u are even there

n that relative had been long D E A D...

3. she insisted that a girl is floating outside her window, and 2 others are coming into the house to steal things everynight, n another relative sleeping in a room (this time is a still alive relative!!)
problem is nobody's at home

4. she cant rmb her meals and can drink 3 BIG BIG BIG mugs of coffee in a go and insist she didn't drink anything

5. she picked up calls and say her daughter's at work on labour day, denied anyone called at all and told her granddaughter a malay girl called when its an uncle who called up

6. S.R. NATHAN (S'pore president) was on tv and she die die insist he's the one selling noodles downstairs...
told her the -100% possibility, she said he must be selling noodles b4 he's president
told her again the -100% possibility again, she insist its his brother selling noodles
downstairs doesnt have any indian selling noodles btw

7. how to tell ur mum is also old...
step 1: mum will ask ah ma "eat already??"
step 2: ah ma will reply "eat already =)"
step 3: mum will ask ah ma "eat already??" WITHIN 5 NANOSECONDS
step 4: ah ma will reply "eat already =)"

repeat step 1 to step 4 for breakfast, brunch, lunch, high-tea, dinner, supper
and also whatever meals they might have but already forgot that they have

gosh... it's only 1 day timeframe n my whole family is nuts

my worst nightmare is confirmed after i did an online quiz...

Nosy Level: 100%
You have a wild and crazy imagination, and this can lead you to being very nosy as you strive to check out whether your theories are true. You get very occupied with your own thoughts and create fantastic stories out of the things that you think are happening in people's lives. It might be a good idea to concentrate more on your own life.

seriously... am i THAT nosy?!!? geeeeeeeeeeeeez. i call that caring for others